MicroshaftPORTFOLIO CRASH 98
A fatal financial exception.
Your portfolio has performed an illegal operation.
1200 × 900 · Actual file. Questionable achievement.
MICROSHAFT ENLARGEMENT WIZARD
Have you tried making it bigger?
Our most requested feature. Still technically a feature.
Microshaft Size Upgrade
Current version: small.
New version: small, with confidence.
Insert disk. Lower expectations.
MICROSHAFT 98 · $SHAFT
Unfortunately,
this is the full version.
Powerful base. Limited reach.
PRE-LAUNCHHOLDER REWARDS · PLANNED
Hold $SHAFT. Get $MSFTx.
Small shaft. Microsoft rewards.
Planned: a 1% transfer tax funds holder rewards in tokenized Microsoft ($MSFTx), the token’s trading pair.
Read the installation notes
Rewards begin only after the token and reward mechanism are live. 1% is the transfer tax, not a guaranteed return. Creator trading fees: 0. MSFTx is a tokenized asset; this project is an unofficial parody.
Not installed yet.Token not launched. The verified contract and buying link will appear here.
Unofficial software parody. Not affiliated with Microsoft. The desktop tools make pictures; they do not access your wallet.
C:\MICROSHAFT\MY MEMES
Shareware. Unfortunately.
Three files. No enlargement. Right-clicking is encouraged.
Original parody illustrations. Windows references do not imply affiliation.